It's pretty pathetic that I've been on DeviantArt for a (long) while and I haven't even reached 3000 pageviews. Pffht.

I've only myself to chide for that.

My reasoning would be that I'm not a very consistent artist (I hardly upload deviants). Not to mention I'm not on the chatboards or forums (totally inactive).
That, and I'm not very talented.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
^{I fail to see the humour in this...}

Well, a kiriban for anyone who hits 3000!

Terms:
! Please have a screen-shot ready; leave the link in your comment.
@ If you forget the screen-shot, too bad. x( _{Though, I'm willing to negotiate if you're my friend.}
# If you get a pageview relatively close, and no one claims the kiriban with 3000 pageviews, then you're legible to receive the kiriban.
$ If you want me to draw a character of yours, I'd like some references or a description (not a list, thx).
% You know I don't do colour, so don't ask for anything out of my monotones.

And they're off!